December 21, 2002
"MAKE RUMMY RASH!" (by David Weigel)
"MAKE RUMMY RASH!": A San Francisco Chronicle op-ed links vibrators to opposing the Republican party. What kind of life do Republicans lead? Let's see ...
- "for those not exactly thrilled with the aggro roguish direction of this nation"
- "make Dubya squint and mispronounce a polysyllabic word he doesn't really know the meaning of"
- "Get one for your Republican sister and just watch her three-minute husband scowl"
- "Read it next to the poor deluded WASP who's worshipping The Wall Street Journal on the subway and watch him squirm and snort" [Shouldn't he be reading Southern Partisan?]
- "sure to make heavily shellacked mannequin-faced Laura Bush titter and squeal and faint"
- "Just like Rummy and Dick and the oil execs at their weekly slumber party/kitten kickings!"
I'm done with shopping. I've already bought my friends a wind-up liberal cliche!
P.S. Why is it that when the U.N. does something liberals don't like (say sanctions on Iraq), it suddenly becomes "U.S. imposed"?