June 30, 2003
Samurai Gone Wild
"We're in Irvine, California. You just don't think things like this will happen."
Is there a neighborhood where you do think Samurai could attack at any moment?
June 27, 2003
Andrew Stuttaford buys me a beer and other adventures
NB: My take on the Feb. 2005 Alterman vs. Young kerfuffle can be found here.
Just got back from the Sullum shindig. It was fun to meet a number of writers I've admired for a long time; to me, Kurt Loder of MTV News was one of the less-interesting guests, but then I'm a huge nerd. Dave Weigel's not much for dishing, so the task falls to me.
Would it be unseemly to brag that I made Cathy Young laugh out loud? My laugh line: "It's Eric Alterman's Zionist white whale!" Young told me that, though Alterman is a jerk, she was impressed with his defense of John Fund. (Fund is Young's "no hard feelings" ex-boyfriend.) A conspiracy-minded friend of hers (I can't remember the name and wouldn't share it if I could) began speculating on what ulterior motives Alterman might have for acting decent in this instance.
Jacob Sullum discussed his O'Reilly Factor segment; he said he got a kick out of this graph, and was pleased to recieve emails to the effect that some people ran out and bought the book just because O'Reilly was so rude.
Michael Potemra told the charming Internet-age story of how he met his current girlfriend; she was one of the readers who emailed him regarding this exchange in the Corner; to prove to that he wasn't too shy to ask for a phone number, he replied and asked for hers.
There's more to tell, of course, but I think that's enough. I can sympathize with Dave's aversion to this sort of thing-- name-dropping like this starts to feel a bit icky pretty quickly.
June 26, 2003
Forecast for Tomorrow: 70% Chance of Anecdotes
I'm headed to NYC today for a book release party for Saying Yes: In Defense of Drug Use by Jacob Sullum. (Reason contributor Dave Weigel snagged me an invite.) Should be interesting; watch this space for a report.
Am I psychic?
I noted recently that Ben Cohen of Ben and Jerry gave a commencement speech that sounded like "a Dennis Kucinich stump speech."
JohnTabin.com, the Movable Type edition
Do not adjust your screen-- everything is fine. Thanks to Kathy Kinsley's Blog House, I've finally freed myself from the whims of Blogger and blogspot.
Regrettably (or, in some cases, not), comments from the old site can't be preserved, but the posts themselves have all been imported, as you can see.
More here in a bit.
June 20, 2003
UNDER CONSTRUCTION, EXCUSE THE DUST
UNDER CONSTRUCTION, EXCUSE THE DUST: I'm in the process of moving off blogspot, care of Kathy Kinsley's Blog House. What this will mean to you, the user, is that you'll have to always log in using johntabin.com instead of johntabin.blogspot.com, the site will probably load faster, and it might look a bit different (how different has not yet been settled). I probably won't be posting until the move is finished; it should be a couple days. (Yes, it's already been a quiet week. I had an email exchange with Tye Wolfe, but we'll get to that some other time.)
June 17, 2003
TWO WAYS TO USE THE INTERNET
TWO WAYS TO USE THE INTERNET: If you're Tye Wolfe of the Ithaca Times:
Spout nonsense to Romenesko about evil corporate consolidation.
Time, with yet another hagiography of Harry Potter/JK Rowling on its cover this week, is the poster boy for the problems related to media consolidation. Time says Harry Potter (and Pokemon, which received similar slobbering) are "cultural events" that deserve serious "news" treatment. But when was the last time a non-Warner Bros. production was put on the cover of the magazine? Time's better angels are losing the battle for journalistic independence with the AOL-Time Warner beancounters.Or, if you're slightly less lazy than, well, Tye Wolfe:
Go to Time's website, to the convenient Cover Search function, where you can easily browse through past issues of the mag. There you'll find the June 24, 2002 Tom Cruise cover, touting Fox/Dreamworks SKG's Minority Report. Or perhaps the May 20, 2002 Spider-Man cover (Columbia Pictures, owned by Sony). Or the April 29, 2002 Yoda cover (Star Wars: Episode II was produced by Lucasfilm and distributed by Fox). If you wanted to get nitpicky, you could even count the Two Towers cover from December 2, 2002 - that movie was produced by New Line Cinemas, which is owned by AOLTimeWarner but is still technically "a non-Warner Bros. production."
But let's not get nitpicky-- let's stipulate that of the four feature films featured on the cover of Time in 2002, one was owned by AOLTimeWarner. The one film cover so far in 2003 was the May 12 Matrix Reloaded cover (a Warner Bros. production).
So two out of five Time covers with movies on them in the last eighteen months have involved AOLTimeWarner properties. Though there's no movie out right now, go ahead and add in the current Harry Potter cover, if you'd prefer to pretend against all evidence that Harry Potter is not a newsworthy cultural phenomenom. That brings the total to three of six.
The question I have: is this record worse than, say, trading a free meal for a guaranteed rave in the local weekly paper? That, after all, is how every restaurant review is written at (ahem) the Ithaca Times.
June 16, 2003
WEATHERGEEZERS: I first met Dave Weigel when I was working on this piece about erstwhile Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers; we've been friends ever since. Over at Reason Online, Dave is still on the Weathermen beat; he reviews a new documentary on the aged fifth columnists, only one of whom seems the least bit remorseful.
June 13, 2003
FOR OUR NEWEST FLAVOR, BRISKY FISKY
FOR OUR NEWEST FLAVOR, BRISKY FISKY: Well, not so brisky-- I promised to post the text of Ben Cohen of Ben & Jerry's speech at Ithaca College a while ago. Nevertheless, here it is. The text is my own transcription from a recording; I've preserved some of the ums and uhs out of a mixture of irreverence and laziness. (Jerry Greenfield also spoke, but his remarks were both shorter and less controversial-- he described how they came to be businessmen, made a few jokes, and introduced Ben.)
I'm trying to avoid cheap shots. Moving on:
Hi ya'll... nice to be here with you. Uh, I'm told that at occassions such as this it's, uh, behooving upon me to spout some advice so uh, you know I thought about that and, uh, the advice they used to give in the olden days was, uh, gather ye rosebuds while ye may. And then, uh, a few years ago the popular advice at graduation ceremonies was "wear sunscreen." And so, today, the advice I'd like to give is, eat lots of ice cream now, because in 30 years you'll be lactose intolerant. [laughter]
But I also recieved some advice about speaking at commencement ceremonies. And the people I talked to said, don't get involved in anything too deep, uh a lot of the audience has been out celebrating kind of late the night before, and their powers of concentration are not shall we say, at their most high.Here, many of the students cheered.
Well, I'm going to throw all that advice out the window.And the cheering stopped very abruptly at that.
My remarks today are kinda like a good short story. I'm gonna lay out a few seemingly unrelated comments at the begining, and then I'm going to artfully weave them together at the end. [scattered laughter]You make your own joke.
You know, much of what we did at Ben & Jerry's was influence by the philosophy of the work of Martin Luther King.
Toward the end of his tragically short life, Dr. King began to draw the connections between racism, poverty, and militarism. He said, "a nation that continues, year after year, to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death."There were some cheers here. This is Ithaca, after all.
Well, it seems like that's exactly what's been going on today in America. Since the days of the Cold War, our country has been spending half of its discretionary budget-- that's the amount of money that Congress has available to allocate each year-- on the Pentagon. And the amount spent on health care, education, and housing pale by comparison.Take a look at the Federal Budget, and you'll note that Defense spending adds up to $376 billion in FY2003. Health care, which in Ice Cream Man Land is dwarfed by Defense spending, falls on the non-descretionary side of the budget, and in FY2003 comes out to $241 billion for Medicare and $167 billion for Medicaid and the State Children's Health Insurance Program. That adds up to $408 billion, which, as the really smart readers have already noted, is more than $376 billion. (Ben might have been talking only about discretionary health care spending, but that would be idiotic-- it's like saying none of the discretionary budget is spent on Social Security.)
As for education, It's silly to compare Federal education dollars to Federal defense dollars; most education spending doesn't come from Washington. Count all education spending at the state and local level, and the picture is rather different. I'm not sure what the point about housing is-- there aren't enough poor people? Or their homes aren't nice enough, and HUD should therefore have its budget increased tenfold?
There was questionable justification for this during the Cold War,Read that again. Yup, that's what he said-- there was "questionable justification" for having nuclear weapons during the Cold War. I have the tape!
but now that the U.S. is the world's only remaining military super power, there is no rational justification for spending over a billion dollars a day, much of it to buy weapons that are still being produced to fight an enemy that no longer exists.
Yup, no enemies anywhere! And even if America did have any enemies, how could they possibly get nuclear weapons?
Which brings me to two of the most important concepts that I learned during my career as an ice cream mogul. First, is the concept of institutional lag. You know, institutional lag is the idea that in a large orginazation-- in a large college, in a large business, in a large government agency, the task of management is to try to get everybody to work in the same direction. And you know, it's really hard. There's a lot of people, you've gotta line everybody up, you gotta help people learn to work with other people, you've gotta set up departments, you've gotta have departments which relate to other departments, you gotta have your forms, et cetera et cetera-- but eventually, you get people to do it. And, uh, the problem comes up when something changes in the external environment, and instead of going that direction, you have to go 180 degrees in the other direction, and it's really hard to get people to change. There's this natural resistence to change, and uh, people got used to how they were working, they got used to the people they were working with, you gotta reorganize departments, they don't want to reorganize departments, they got used to the forms, they don't want to do the new forms, it takes a long time to finally get that organization to respond to that new reality. And the time between when that organization needed to change, and the time when it actually does change is institutional lag.Here, he got out a metal box and a container of BBs.
You know, I'm not that much of bureaucracy myself-- I mean me, just one person. But, uh, I was in the shower the other day and uh, you know, I got the water adjusted right, I got a good temperature, I got good pressure, um, uh, you know, getting myself all wet, lathering up, shampooing, things are going really well, and then, uh, I step out of the shower, I take a look at the mirror, and I realize that I'm still spending 80% of my shampoo time on the top of my head, and its not needed there anymore. [laughter.] This is institutional lag. [laughter]
The second big, important concept I learned in business is the concept of opportunity cost. Opportunity cost is the idea that when you make one particular decision, it excludes, it means that by making that decision you exclude doing a bunch of other stuff. And that's the cost of making that decision; that other opportunity that you're not able to pursue. And so, if you decide to go in one direction, you can't go in the other one, if you decide to do one thing, you can't do another, if you decide to spend money on one thing, you can't spend it on something else. And those other things that you can't do are your opportunity costs of the decision that you make.
Well, so you got-- you're keeping track of all this stuff, right? So, uh, now I've got a low-tech audio demonstration that should synthesize some of the ideas that I've been talking to you about. Hang on...
Uh, what I'd like to do here is give you a demonstration of some of what our government is currently doing. You know the U.S. currently spends about thirty billion dollars a year on our nuclear arsenal. And, uh, it was developed during the Cold War to, you know, fight the Soviet Union. Well, I'd like to demonstrate to you exactly what we get for that money. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna toss some BBs in this can. And, uh, if you can close your eyes, you'll help to, it'll help you to visualize it a little better.Little Boy, the bomb dropped on Hiroshima, had 13-kiloton yield. If one BB= "15 Hiroshima-size bombs," that translates 195 kilotons each. Six BBs would be 1.17 megatons-- slightly smaller than the maximum yield of the B-83 bomb, the largest in the US Stockpile, or about 7 Minuteman III ICBMs with a moderate-sized W62 warhead. These are powerful weapons, but "blow up all of Russia" they can't. (My figures, by the way, come from the Natural Resources Defense Fund, which is ideologically on Ben's side. If they're wrong, I'd love to hear about it-- the email's to the left.)
I'm gonna toss in one BB. [drops a BB] That represents the equivalent of 15 Hiroshima-size bombs. Now I'm gonna toss in six BBs. [drops BBs] That is enough nuclear weapons to blow up all of Russia.
And now I'm gonna pour in the amount of BBs that represents our entire nuclear arsenal. [pours in a lot of BBs] [scattered applause] That was ten thousand BBs, the equivalent of a hundred fifty thousand Hiroshima-sized bombs. That is enough to blow up the entire world ten times over.To arrive at this figure-- which would be a 1,950,000 kiloton stock-- Ben must be counting the inactive nuclear stockpile, which together with the active stockpile comes out to roughly 10,000 weapons of various payloads. Under the latest treaty signed by Presidents Bush and Putin, the active stockpile will be reduced from 6,000 to between 1,700 and 2,200 nuclear weapons.
My television doesn't work right now. Until it is repaired or replaced, it can't be used. By Ben's logic, I currently have enough television technology to watch everything on cable. Ten times over!
Uh, so you know a lot people feel like we don't really need to spend money on that anymore.Some suggest we could save money on maintenance by actually testing our nuclear weapons. It's easy to guess how this would sit with Ben-- in a 1999 article for Sojourner, which sounded similar themes to this speech, he called all nukes "immoral weapons."
That we're continuing to maintain that stockpile despite the fact that the Cold War is over, the whole reason for it is no longer exists, is another example of institutional lag.Maintaining the nuclear stockpile costs a few billion dollars a year; groups like the Council for a Livable World are able to fudge the numbers by including everything remotely "nuclear," including submarine propulsion reactors, waste clean-up, and developing new weapons, but even they can only come up with $35 billion (this time in the FY1998 budget). This begs the question-- if it's "just the tip of the iceberg," why dwell on nukes? As the following paragraphs make clear, Ben wants to starve the Pentagon as a whole. He probably just wanted to get that BB demonstration in there.
Well, you might, say, well, what's a little money wasted? Uh, you know, it's not doing any harm, it's employing people; and that money is not available to do other things is the opportunity cost. And its just the tip of the iceberg.
So as I said, we're currently spending about a billion dollars a day on the Pentagon budget. For two days' worth of the Pentagon budget, we could fully fund Head Start and provide Head Start for the one-third of all eligible kids that can't get into the program. [scattered applause] For six days of the Pentagon budget, we could provide healthcare for all uninsured kids in the United States. [scattered applause] For 12 days of the budget, we could rebuild all of our crumbling schools in our country over a period of 10 years. [scattered applause] For 10 days, we could eliminate the need for Middle East oil. And for 12 days of the Pentagon budget, we could feed all of the 15,000 kids around the world that are dying of starvation and preventable disease each day. [applause]This is getting tiring, but if anyone wants to check this stuff out, go for it. Let's imagine, for a minute, that this is true: $48 billion dollars (each of those "one day of the Pentagon budget" figures apparently referred to a billion dollars) could do all that. Well, browse through that budget .pdf for a minute. If DoD is the only place you can find $48 billion, you're not looking.
So next time you hear some politician throwing out some empty slogans like, "leave no child behind" or "I wanna be the education president," don't applaud. Stand up and say, "Show me the money, uh-huh, show me the money," [scattered laughter] 'cause if he's not saying how he's gonna pay for it, it's not happening.Contemplate this for a moment. Ben Cohen was born in 1951. He's lived through lynchings, race riots, assassinations, a decades-long nuclear stand-off, a 10-year war in Vietnam, stagflation, and the parachute-pants fad. But it's never gotten worse than now. Why's that? The threat of radical Islam, perhaps? Of course not.
And don't think that's the way it's always been. In my lifetime, there's never been, things have never been as bad as they are today in our country.
It used to be that the leaders of the oil and defense industries had undue influence on our government. But today, they are the government.Speaking of the threat of radical Islam, he hasn't, has he? And he's been talking about defense spending for a long time now. Finally he gets to it:
The fact that 50% of Americans believe that Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11 when clearly, according to the CIA, that was not the case, is an example of how the government is manipulating the media. [scattered applause]There's been significant disagreement within the intelligence community over the Iraq-al Qaeda connection. It's pretty well established that there was some connection, though just how loose it was is still an open question. But apart from the question of Ben's distortion, isn't his logic a little weird? Suppose the CIA-- which, needless to say, is part of the government-- actually had unequivically said there was no Saddam-al Qaeda connection. In Ben's world, people who didn't believe them would have thus been the victim of "the government" "manipulat[ing] the media." "The government" sure is a cagey beast, isn't it?
Flaunting the UN and engaging in an illeagal pre-emptive attack on Iraq was an abominable waste of life, money, and national stature. [cheers and booes] It is just part of the doctrine that calls for the United States to dominate the world through military might, and to unilaterally intervene in any country it chooses to. [boos and cheers]In addition to the boos, several people walked out. Get ready for a torrent of unsupported lefty boilerplate:
At home, the government seems intent on destroying our right to property, our right to privacy, free speech, and dissent, and a safe and sustainable environment. The tax cuts for corporations and the richest 10% of Americans that this government has promoted could have solved the state budget funding crisis, the school budget funding crisis, and met all of the social needs I talked about earlier.Interesting choice of quotes. Based on Wiesel's support for the Iraq war, I'd say it's pretty clear that not wanting Saddam Hussein out of power is the epitome of the "indifference" Wiesel was referring to.
Our country already has the widest spread between rich and poor of any industrialized nation in the world, and these tax cuts just make it worse. So even if you've never voted before, if you've never helped get people registered, if you've never been political, now's the time to start. We've got to stand up and do our patriotic duty as Americans and say no, this is not the way our country was meant to be. No, I will not allow this to be done in my name and with my money.
Elie Wiesel, the concentration camp survivor, said the opposite of love is not hate, but indifference.
So now, by the power vested in me as commencement speaker,Yes, this was a commencement speach, not Dennis Kucinich on the stump. Had you forgottten?
I'd like to offer a friendly challenge to Ithaca college and its graduates to help Dr. King complete his work by turning your attention to the issues of poverty and militarism. Because our country, the last remaining super-power on Earth, needs to learn to measure its strength not in terms of how many people it can kill, but in terms of how many people we can feed, clothe, house and care for.There was a standing ovation from some quarters, others sat firmly in their seats. Nice way to bring people together in celebration of a milestone, eh?
June 09, 2003
FOREST, TREES DEPT.
FOREST, TREES DEPT.: Ana Marie Cox sees organs of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy everywhere, but can't find many corresponding institutions to cultivate and support liberal thinking.
I've found a pretty comprehensive list to help her out.